I remember my dad used to own a pair of red trainers, and he had them so long that they ended up curling up at the front and they looked like clown shoes, but he wouldnt give them up for my mam, even though she asked him time and time again! And another time my dad filled up my mams lighter, and 2 seconds after he had filled it up, he lit it and set himself on fire, on his belly and tried to pat it out, there were no marks on him at all.